OK, let's review. 9-11 changes everything. Terrorists can do horrible things armed with boxcutters. The bad guys are in Afghanistan, so we go after them there but before we get them we change our mind and go to Iraq because there are better targets there.

Meanwhile, the bad guys in Afghanistan get away. At first we go to Iraq because they have really terrible weapons and they might do bad things with them and Saddam is not a nice person. We find out they didn't have any weapons after all but figure it's a good thing because Saddam is not a nice person and the Iraqi's need to be free. Even if we have to kill a few hundred thousand of them,give or take a few hundred thousand or so. This pisses some Iraqi's off so they start killing our guy's . Then they start killing each other because they are now free and get to vote and do really cool democracy type things. Pretty soon a few million Iraqui's are homeless, they have no electricity, the infrastructure is pretty much destroyed but... they have purple ink on their fingers.

By now everyone in the world pretty much thinks we suck and we've spent a trillion dollars and counting. Oil is 105 dollars a barrel, the dollar is worth less than the euro, gold is over 900 dollars an ounce, a recession is almost a certainty, and the the housing market which was the only thing propping up the economy has come to a standstill. Fortunately the President gets advice from Mr Deity who as everyone knows is omnipotent,and omniscient and works in strange ways. The deficit is over 900 billion dollars for the past three years and the National Debt is approaching ten trillion dollars,but the vice president is confident that deficits don't matter because Reagan proved that.

Also, we've decided that it's OK to torture people, that Habeus Corpus and the Geneva Convention are passe and the President and anyone who works for him doesn't have to pay attention to laws they find inconvenient. In fact anything the President does is legal because he does it. This is called the Unitary executive theory and it has undoubtedly been approved by Mr. Deity.

Spreading democracy is hard. If everyone in the world would just do what we tell them to do, things would be a lot easier. Really,just how the hell do they think they're ever going to become free and democratic if they insist on doing whatever they want whenever they want.Talk about selfish.

Fortunately, it won't be long before all the Christians get raptured and Jesus comes back and kills everyone thats left. Google John Hagee for details.